Happy Argyle Thursday Tuesday! (I’m not about to wear argyle on Thanksgiving; I believe aggressive diamond patterns may accentuate the 10 pounds of stuffing I plan to put in my belly.)

You’re probably thinking, Why the heck does this girl own so much argyle? I worked at J. Crew for 3 years. It was an occupational hazard.

Now my only occupational hazard is getting giant ink smudges on my hands, as seen on my pinky finger. Wielding a bleeding red pen of judgment and doom is tough, you know.